Hear me now oh thou bleak and unbearable world
Thou art base and debauched as can be
And a knight with his banners all bravely unfurled
Now hurls down his gauntlet to thee!
I am I, Don Quixote, the Lord of La Mancha
Destroyer of Evil am I,
I will march to the sound of the trumpets of glory
Forever to conquer or die
Hear me heathens and wizards and serpents of sin
All your dastardly doings are past
For a holy endeavor is now to begin
And virtue shall triumph at last!
Friday, November 02, 2012
Dewey Defeats Truman - Zombie Apocalypse Ensued
1948 Nov 2 - Harry Truman(D) defeated Thomas Dewey(R) in the greatest upset in presidential election history by a bit more than 2 million votes. Political analysts were so convinced Dewey would win, the Chicago Daily Tribune printed its front page declaration before votes had been counted.
Could this happen again this coming Tuesday? No, of course not. Truman and Dewey aren't running for President this year.