Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Osama's Secret Happy Home

Dread dead terrorist Osama bin Laden was terroroized in his own evil lair by 3 wives, 8 children, 5 grand kids, and 26 house guests. No wonder, when SEAL Team 6 broke in, he never went for his gun, but said, "Take my life. Please."
He moved into the love nest in Abbottabad in 2005, and things were just fine at first.

He shared a room with his youngest wife, Amal Ahmed Abdel-Fatah al-Sada, a Yemeni who was 19 when she married him.

Another wife, Siham Saber, lived in another room on the same floor, said Brig. Shaukat Qadir, a retired Pakistani army officer with access to secret files about the family.

But in February 2011, a viper turned up in the harem.

His oldest wife, Khairiah Saber, had decided to rejoin the party and moved into a room on the floor below the happy threesome.

She soon began stirring the pot, Amal told Pakistani investigators, according to Qadir.

There already was bad blood because the Saudi-born Khairiah was particularly jealous of bin Laden’s youngest wife.

Khairiah, who married bin Laden in 1985, was “so aggressive that she borders on being intimidating,” a Pakistani officer who questioned her told Qadir.

Khalid, bin Laden’s 24-year-old son with Siham, became suspicious and repeatedly asked Khairiah why she had come to Abbottabad after being apart from the terrorist for 10 years.

“I have one final duty to perform for my husband,” Khairiah blurted out.

Since bin Laden was in declining health, with a transplanted kidney, stomach ailments and possible mental problems as well, Khalid concluded that Khairiah wanted to put him out of his misery.

He immediately ratted her out to his father and said she intended to betray him, according to Qadir.

Bin Laden shrugged it off.

“If this is what she’s going to do, then so be it. It’s a wife’s duty to relieve her husband,” said the sorry old man.

Qadir said bin Laden then told other members of his family to get out when they could.

“He tried to persuade the other wives to go and take the children with them,” Qadir told The Daily Telegraph yesterday.

“They refused and said they would not leave without him.”

Wife #3
Youngest and favorite, Amal Ahmed Abdel-Fatah al-Sada, shared a top-floor bedroom with Osama.

WIFE #2
Siham Saber lived in a computer room on same floor as Osama.

WIFE #1
Jealous Khairiah Saber, the eldest, moved into a downstairs bedroom.
I'm thinking sitcom -- "Three's Company, Eight is Enough, but This is Ridiculous", "Father Knows Best or He'll Kill You", "Really Desperate Housewives", "My Three Wives", "The Bin Laden Bunch", "Oy Vey!" ...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If we really wanted to punish the SOB, we should have just left him there. Don