Friday, August 12, 2011

British PM Threatens Rioters with Purple Rain


"Don't make me send in the artist formerly known as Prince!"



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Breaking News From 71 B.C.

Rome police arrested a Colosseum gladiator gang.
Italian police have arrested 20 gladiator impersonators in an undercover sting aimed at ending a violent racket operating around Rome's most famous tourist sites, Italian press reported on Thursday.

When police asked their names, each suspect declared, "I am Spartacus!"




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Creepy Man Cuffs Himself to Rebuffing Woman

As a child, his parents had to tie a pork chop around his neck just to get the dog to play with him.
Lovestruck weirdo Jason Dean, 24, allegedly handcuffed the 18-year-old woman Monday night in the parking lot of the fast food joint in Ringgold, according to a police report. The teenager was freed after other Taco Bell workers convinced Dean, pictured in the mug shot at right, to release her.

The victim, cops reported, had repeatedly rebuffed Dean’s advances over the past month and even had her work shift changed to avoid her creepy would-be suitor.



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DARPA Stealth Hypersonic Glider Lost

LOS ANGELES — An unmanned hypersonic glider developed for U.S. defense research into super-fast global strike capability was launched atop a rocket early Thursday but contact was lost after the experimental craft began flying on its own, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency said.

It's a stealth aircraft, isn't losing contact the whole point?



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Thursday, August 11, 2011

Rick Perry Announces He Will Announce Presidential Bid

Texas Governor Rick Perry will
"... make his intentions very clear on Saturday," Miner said, adding, "it's true" that he will say he is running for president.
Isn't announcing you're going to announce you're running for president pretty much the same as actually announcing you're going to run for president?


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Illinois Too Poor to Bury Indigent Poor

This is a major blow to Chicago politics where burial establishes permanent residency for voting.
The state of Illinois has reached a new level of broke. Come Monday, it won't have enough cash to bury its indigent dead.


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