California gained 725 new laws this morning, all of them signed by outgoing Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger(R). Marijuana is now legal (SB1449), trans-fats are not (AB97).
New rule: never bake marijuana brownies with Crisco.
Of the 725 new laws, there's one I like. Informally known as Chelsea's Law, AB 1844, introduced by Assemblyman Nathan Fletcher(R-Costa Mesa), increases penalties, parole provisions and oversight of sex offenders, including a "one-strike, life-without-parole penalty" for some offenders. If that's not unbelievabe enough, the Democrat majority Assembly and Senate voted for this law.
The life of Indigo Red is full of adventure. Tune in next time for the Further Adventures of Indigo Red.
Hear me now oh thou bleak and unbearable world Thou art base and debauched as can be And a knight with his banners all bravely unfurled Now hurls down his gauntlet to thee! I am I, Don Quixote, the Lord of La Mancha Destroyer of Evil am I, I will march to the sound of the trumpets of glory Forever to conquer or die Hear me heathens and wizards and serpents of sin All your dastardly doings are past For a holy endeavor is now to begin And virtue shall triumph at last!