Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Gates Stops Invasion of the iPod People

Finally, I have something in common with Bill Gates. After years of trying, I am not insanely rich, no beautiful wife, no adorable, but ultimately, annoying children begging for handouts and running up the Texting bill. What we do have in common is a total ban on Apple products in our homes, my pitifully small apartment that is, in fact, be smaller than Cher's shoe closet, and Bill's mansion on his private island.

His is a very fine house. With three kids in the yard, life used to be so hard. Now everything is easy cuz of... hmmm, that's sounds very familiar. Anyway, apparently fearful of iPod people, Bill has barred his wife and children from owning iPods, iPhones, iTunes, iBalls, iNosethroat, iBrowes, and YesiCans. His wife in envious of her friends who have iPhones and the kids have to make do with Zunes or just hum quietly to themselves.

There was no comment as to whether Apple pie, Apple strudel, or Apple cider is allowed in the home. My guess is, no. That Jobs fella can be sneaky, he can put product into anything.

I wonder if Christina Applegate would make Bill's head explode?

The life of Indigo Red is full of adventure. Tune in next time for the Further Adventures of Indigo Red.

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