The DCCC (similar to CCCP) calls the missive, "Republican Apology Machine."
Picture this. You're a Republican who just accidentally offended your leader Rush Limbaugh. You know that your only option is to bow down to King Rush and offer a groveling apology. But you have to do it fast before Leader Rush calls you out. What can you do?
Luckily, we've uncovered the secret Republican Apology Machine. As a member of the DCCC's Rapid Response, we want to give you the chance to give it a try.
Check out I'm Sorry Rush, the fastest and easiest way for a Limbaugh-Loving Republican to express the error of their ways to the king himself.
Now you can draft your own "apology" to Rush just like the pros do it. Best of all, we'll share your "apologies" with Rush personally.
Check it out.
Executive Director, DCCC
"Brian Wolff, DCCC" firstname.lastname@example.org
The dumb Dems think that Rush Limbaugh is the head of the Republican Party again. They haven't claimed that since the last time Rahm Emanuel worked in the White House under Clinton. The Democrats are back to the politics of personal destruction of private citizens. It's not Joe the Plumber this time and apparently Emanuel didn't learn anything from his attacks on Limbaugh the last time.
The dumb Dems send me these emails even though I haven't been stupid for about eight years now. I guess they just can't believe anyone would voluntarily leave the nuthouse for the intellectual freedom and honesty of some other political philosophy. It's sort of like Islam and apostates. Any day now, a Democrat may try to saw off my head with a Ginsu knife.
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