Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Crucifixion is Popular Again

Just when you think the Mohammadan savages can't get any more savage, both Hamas and Iran enact a new law in line with the rest of Sharia justice.

Crucifixion is back! Please, please - hold your applause.

Yep, nailing people to crossed 2x4s will be all the rage across the ummah next year. The law specifies crucifixion for traitors which to Westerners is a very exacting crime, but to the Islamic nutjobs, treason can be defined very loosely from collaborating with anyone not Muslim to eating ice cream. Expect crucifixion to be used frequently at first for it's shock value alone. Then Muslims will move on to the fun part of crucifixion - we all remember The Life of Brian, right? Always look on the bright side of life and all that. Besides, we've become rather inured to beheadings. Beheading is soooooo over.

For an in depth description of crucifixion and what happens to the body during the gruesome process see Autopsy: The Son of Man.

The life of Indigo Red is full of adventure. Tune in next time for the Further Adventures of Indigo Red.

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