Saturday, October 25, 2008
Who is Barack Obama?
What we don't know about Barack Obama outweighs what we do know about Barack Obama. We don't know in which country he was born; if born in Hawaii, we don't know which of two hospitals he was born. We don't even know his name, it has been changed or modified at least four times. His education is a mystery beyond the school name. The records of his law practice in very limited.
Who is the guy running for President of the United States of America on the Democrat Party ticket?
What we don't know about The One:
1. Occidental College records — not released
2. Columbia College records — not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper — not available, sequestered by faculty
4. Harvard College records — not available, sequestered by faculty
5. Selective Service Registration — not released
6. Medical records — not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule — not available or thrown in garbage
8. Law practice client list — not released
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate - not released
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth — not released
11. Harvard Law Review articles published — none written
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles — none written
13. Christian baptismal record – not released or not available
14. Illinois State Senate records – not available or not submitted for archival
15. Clerking offers from US Supreme Court Justices - none proffered
16. Barack Hussein Obama - name used post Pakistan trip
17. Barry Soetoro - name used in Indonesia
18. Barack Dunham - name formerly used incorporating mother's maiden name
19. Barry Obama - American/Indonesian fusion name
What we do know of The One:
1. Smells bad in the morning
2. Talks real pretty with a teleprompter, dolt without
3. Used drugs in college, inhaled deeply - "that was the point"
4. Suspicious of white people
5. Believes beloved white grandmother is racist
6. Thinks Muslim morning call to prayers most beautiful sound
7. Befriends terrorists, Marxists, Socialists, Black racists
Who is Barack Obama? We don't know. He could shortly be the President of the United States of America, the leader of the free world, and we don't know who he is, not even his real name or where he was born.
The life of Indigo Red is full of adventure. Tune in next time for the Further Adventures of Indigo Red.