Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Biden Guarantees Obama Crisis in First Six Months

Joe "Six-Term" Biden, Senator D-MD and VP nominee, guaranteed Sunday an extreme international crisis resulting from the election of Barack Obama. He further guaranteed at the Seattle fundraiser that the crisis would materialize within the first six months and no matter how stupid or inane the Obama decisions may be, Joe Six-Term says we should stand behind The One.

Mark my words. It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking. We're about to elect a brilliant 47-year-old senator president of the United States of America. Remember I said it standing here if you don't remember anything else I said. Watch, we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy.

I can give you at least four or five scenarios from where it might originate. And he's gonna need help. And the kind of help he's gonna need is, he's gonna need you - not financially to help him - we're gonna need you to use your influence, your influence within the community, to stand with him. Because it's not gonna be apparent initially, it's not gonna be apparent that we're right.
To tell the truth, this almost makes me want to vote Obama just to see what it is that Biden knows that no one else knows and how he knows it.

Biden also said,
Gird your loins. We're gonna win with your help, Insha'Allah, we're gonna win, but this is not gonna be an easy ride. This president, the next president, is gonna be left with the most significant task. It's like cleaning the Augean stables, man.
OK, Joe Six-Term didn't literally say "Insha'Allah". He said, "God willing," and it means exactly the same thing. He really did say, "Gird your loins" and "Augean stables".

Cryptically, Biden added, "...think about it, literally, think about it...", not figuratively think about it, no. Biden literally said, "literally, think about it." That's serious stuff.

The life of Indigo Red is full of adventure. Tune in next time for the Further Adventures of Indigo Red.


The WordSmith from Nantucket said...

To tell the truth, this almost makes me want to vote Obama just to see what it is that Biden knows that no one else knows and how he knows it.

He might be getting a dose of reality-check from national security briefings the Obama and McCain team have been getting, in preparation for the transition from old to new Administration.

Maybe the Bush team hasn't been so crazy after all, regarding the dangers we face in the world.

Indigo Red said...

That's one of the possibilities I thought, too. Those private security breifings, we've been led to believe, can be very eye opening.

Marie's Two Cents said...

I think the same thing.

What does Biden know, and when did he realize he knew it?

Is Biden a Republican plant? LOL

Indigo Red said...

A plant? Nope, not smart enough. A Republican? Nope, not smart enough.

Both teams were privy to a National Security briefing a week ago. Joe Siz-Term has a hard time keeping secrets. He's just dying to tell everything he learned.

Then again, Joe may have plans of his own to eliminate Barry and take over himself.

Mike's America said...

What does "gird your loins" mean anyway?

I get an uncomfortable feeling just thinking about it.

Meanwhile, I'm off to toss another pork loin on the grill.

I just hope OUR loins won't be tossed into the fire if Obama is elected.

Anonymous said...

Biden is a plant! A cabbage!

Gayle said...

LOL! Biden is not a plant! In 1988 he suffered two aneurisms, and oxygen was briefly deprived to his brain. This can be proven by googling it. He also has to undergo a brain scan every year or two. I believe that Biden can't process what he's going to say before he says it, so it just pops out there and then he feels ridiculous for having said it, especially when he tells the truth and didn't mean too! It's a gift from God! :)

Indigo Red said...

To resolve the aneurism problem, surgery was needed to remove portions of brain matter. The surgery wasn't so precise back then. More may have been taken than was necessary.

Louise said...

They're just painting themselves out of a corner, Indigo. The closer the prize seems to get, the more they have to face reality. When thugs in Iran say they prefer him as president, they gotta do something to rid themselves of that albatross.

When suddenly a surge sounds like a good idea, you have to manufacture a reason for the turnabout.

Anonymous said...

That second paragraph really catches my eye, when he tells them that they will need their help and support "...to stand with him. Because it's not gonna be apparent initially, it's not gonna be apparent that we're right."

This could be because he will take the DSA stance of doing nothing to help an ally because he will be reducing the military to a defensive only force.