Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Climate Change Delusion: Patient Zero

Finally, a reason to side with Freud. Aussie shrinks have identified Patient Zero of Climate Change Delusion. The global warmists have scared the crap out of a "17-year-old man", a child really.

PSYCHIATRISTS have detected the first case of "climate change delusion" - and they haven't even yet got to Kevin Rudd and his global warming guru.

Writing in the Australian and New Zealand Journal of Psychiatry, Joshua Wolf and Robert Salo of our Royal Children's Hospital say this delusion was a "previously unreported phenomenon".

"A 17-year-old man was referred to the inpatient psychiatric unit at Royal Children's Hospital Melbourne with an eight-month history of depressed mood . . . He also . . . had visions of apocalyptic events."

"The patient had also developed the belief that, due to climate change, his own water consumption could lead within days to the deaths of millions of people through exhaustion of water supplies."

But never mind the poor boy, who became too terrified even to drink. What's scarier is that people in charge of our Government seem to suffer from this "climate change delusion", too.
So, what's next Mr. Gore? Stealing candy from babies, reintroducing the Closet Monster? Global warming deniers under every bed?

Get used to it. More people are going to be afflicted with this malady of stupidity. And not all of their reactions will be benign to other. Personal violence is going to happen and it's all on Al Gore's head.

The life of Indigo Red is full of adventure. Tune in next time for the Further Adventures of Indigo Red.


Gayle said...

Yes, this kind of stuff scares some people half to death, Donald. I believe that unfortunately they have mental problems to begin with, but still, this fictional crap sure doesn't help anyone!

Gayle said...

I hope you will forgive me. LOL! I shouldn't listen to the television and try to comment at the same time. :(

Indigo Red said...

Gayle, if someone is harmed by any violence instigated by the GW scare, it will all be on the head of Al Gore.