Friday, April 04, 2008

Hillary Clinton is a Big Fat Liar

How do you know a politician is lying? Their lips are moving!

So, you've heard that one. Well, it's still funny and it's a self-evident truth. Because politician's lips are constantly moving, it's hard to keep up with the list of lies. Dick Morris has compiled a list of the lies, admitted and unadmitted, made by Hillary Clinton, so we don't have to.

The USA Today/Gallup survey clearly explains why Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.) is losing. Asked whether the candidates were “honest and trustworthy,” Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) won with 67 percent, with Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) right behind him at 63. Hillary scored only 44 percent, the lowest rating for any candidate for any attribute in the poll.

Hillary simply cannot tell the truth. Here’s her scorecard:

Admitted Lies

• Chelsea was jogging around the Trade Center on Sept. 11, 2001. (She was in bed watching it on TV.)
• Hillary was named after Sir Edmund Hillary. (She admitted she was wrong. He climbed Mt. Everest five years after her birth.)
• She was under sniper fire in Bosnia. (A girl presented her with flowers at the foot of the ramp.)
• She learned in The Wall Street Journal how to make a killing in the futures market. (It didn’t cover the market back then.)

Whoppers She Won’t Confess To

• She didn’t know about the FALN pardons.
• She didn’t know that her brothers were being paid to get pardons that Clinton granted.
• Taking the White House gifts was a clerical error.
• She didn’t know that her staff would fire the travel office staff after she told them to do so.
• She didn’t know that the Peter Paul fundraiser in Hollywood in 2000 cost $700,000 more than she reported it had.
• She opposed NAFTA at the time.
• She was instrumental in the Irish peace process.
• She urged Bill to intervene in Rwanda.
• She played a role in the ’90s economic recovery.
• The billing records showed up on their own.
• She thought Bill was innocent when the Monica scandal broke.
• She was always a Yankees fan.
• She had nothing to do with the New Square Hasidic pardons (after they voted for her 1,400-12 and she attended a meeting at the White House about the pardons).
• She negotiated for the release of refugees in Macedonia (who were released the day before she got there).

That's quite a list and it's already two weeks old. Goodness only knows how many more fabrications have been told in that short time that need to be added to the list. Hillary Clinton is a veritable font of prevarication and I for one cannot wait for the next episode of the adventures of Hillary Clinton.

World Tribune

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Linda Margaret said...

Such comments are kind of bulls eye for media targets. Poor Clinton--the Internet has not been kind to her campaign...

Indigo Red said...

They certainly are. Had Clinton not provided the press fodder she would not find herself in the gunsights.

The Internet does not allow anyone in the public eye escape. It will not be kind to Obama's campaign in the coming months.


I encourage accessing Linda Margaret's blogs. They are really quite fascinating.

The WordSmith from Nantucket said...

She's been her own worst nightmare.

I guess you can't help being who you are; and that's a problem for her.

dcat said...

Look what she married!