This is to the two people, hopefully just two people, who had a sexual rendezvous in our drive-way in the early morning hours of Feb. 17 sometime after 2:30 a.am. Thanks for leaving behind your empty condom wrapper and most definitely the used condom.
I guess I just really wanted you to know that we have a night vision camera to capture the wild life that comes through our yard at night ... and I have to tell you, your wild life ain't all that wild!! Now you can start looking for your behind and your be-front on You Tube.
Oh yeah, we also have your make and model of your car and a pretty clear shot of your license number and you too. Westwood is a small town and it won't take long to know who you are. In other words, get a room and not our driveway. Enjoy!!
The life of Indigo Red is full of adventure. Tune in next time for the Further Adventures of Indigo Red.