Monday, March 10, 2008

Midnight Rendevous

The Lassen County Times newspaper print edition published this letter recently. The letter writer lives in Westwood, California in the far north of the state. This part of California is often extremely rural, i.e., semi-settled to wilderness with black bears. My sister, Indigo Rose, snail mailed the letter to me because there is no letters online version.


This is to the two people, hopefully just two people, who had a sexual rendezvous in our drive-way in the early morning hours of Feb. 17 sometime after 2:30 Thanks for leaving behind your empty condom wrapper and most definitely the used condom.

I guess I just really wanted you to know that we have a night vision camera to capture the wild life that comes through our yard at night ... and I have to tell you, your wild life ain't all that wild!! Now you can start looking for your behind and your be-front on You Tube.

Oh yeah, we also have your make and model of your car and a pretty clear shot of your license number and you too. Westwood is a small town and it won't take long to know who you are. In other words, get a room and not our driveway. Enjoy!!

Judy Robinson

The life of Indigo Red is full of adventure. Tune in next time for the Further Adventures of Indigo Red.

1 comment:

dcat said...

Yup! We have the same kind of surveillance on our property too.

Those two leged animals are the worst! We love the wild life.