Barack Hussein Obama, the different kind of Democrat, is apparently the different kind of loyal American, and the different kind of patriot, too.
Seems the different kind of patriotic, loyal, Democrat American candidate for the Presidency of the United States of America doesn't wear flag lapel pins, salute the flag, or place the right hand over the heart during the playing of the National Anthem, The Star Spangled Banner ... Oh, say can you see? Not even when it's at Sen. Tom Harkin's Steak Fry on September 17 in Indianola.
Not even if there is a U.S. Code that is compiled by the Office of the Law Revision Counsel of the United States House of Representatives. The Flag Code, United States Code, Title 36, Sec. 171, reads:
§171. Conduct during playing [National Anthem]Thanksgiving is coming up in a few weeks. Don't be surprised if the differently patriotic, loyal Democrat American Barack Hussein Obama declares that a true American doesn't eat turkey, cranberries, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, pumpkin pie, and that tiny marshmallow and fruit cocktail in the gooey sweet stuff thing that nobody knows the name of, but everybody goes back for seconds.
During rendition of the national anthem when the flag is displayed, all present except those in uniform should stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. Men not in uniform should remove their headdress with their right hand and hold it at the left shoulder, the hand being over the heart. Persons in uniform should render the military salute at the first note of the anthem and retain this position until the last note. When the flag is not displayed, those present should face toward the music and act in the same manner they would if the flag were displayed there.
My goodness! What else can possibly make Barack Hussein Obama even more loyal and patriotic than a steel worker with a Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer sign on the wall next to his pool table - dissing Mom, apple pie, hot dogs with mustard and sauerkraut, and John Deere riding lawn mowers?
I'm not sure Obama can get anymore loyal and patriotic without looking ridiculous and just plain stupid. But, I'm willing to let him give it a go.
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