Friday, June 01, 2007

No License, No Insurance, No English, Home Free

I drive a PT Cruiser. Two days ago, my Cruiser was rear-ended, smashing the bumper and crumpling the fender. Sure, insurance will cover the repairs, but what is to be done beyond that?

You see, the young woman who rammed into my car while I waited at a full stop at a traffic signal, has no driving license, no insurance, no English; all she has is her illegal alien status and all the protections afforded her by the PC laws and society we have created. The new "It's not an amnesty" Immigration Bill will only reinforce those privileges to which I, as a lawful U.S. citizen, am not privy.

I am being scammed by my government, I am being scammed by the illegal aliens, I am being scammed by the whole damned bunch of liberal bozos who think that if only we allowed illegal aliens to obtain drivers licenses this auto collision would not have happened. Well, you clowns claimed that illegal aliens would be perfect drivers if they had insurance. For many years, Californians are required by law to have car insurance in order to drive; no illegal alien would dare drive without insurance, so problem solved. Hurray!

So, thank you, President Bush. Thank you Sen. Feinstein. Thank you Sen. Kennedy. Thank you Sen. McCain, Sen. Clinton, Sen. Biden, Sen. Obama. I extend my gratitude to every Member of Congress and Administration official who have supported, support, and will support illegal aliens. But, please, stop scamming us; we all know nothing is going to be done about the 12 mil - 20 mil border crashing criminals and nothing is going to be done about closing the border. We also know that you all know that we all know it.

As for my car, the insurance that I carry for uninsured motorists will cover the damage. Eventually, I will pay for the cost as will all those who are insured by the same company, and farther down the line, all of us will pay for the damage to my car through higher premium payments, taxes, and lives lost.

The life of Indigo Red is full of adventure. Tune in next time for the Further Adventures of Indigo Red.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Fred Thompson on the Fourth

Fred Thompson, former Republican Tennessee Senator and co-star of NBC's crime drama Law & Order, will publicly announce his candidacy for the Presidency of the United States of America. Thompson aides made the pre-announcement to The Politico.

In the next few weeks, Thompson's red pick-up truck will be seen once again on the campaign trail. Thompson is planning swings through early primary and caucus states in June. By July 4th, he intends to be in Nashville, Tennessee to make his official announcement.

Without actually running, polls have placed Fred Thompson consistently in the top four vote getters among Republican voters. Often he ranks in the top two right behind Mitt Romney of Massachusetts.

The life of Indigo Red is full of adventure. Tune in next time for the Further Adventures of Indigo Red.