Wednesday, September 12, 2007

New Russian Bomb Really Sucks

The Russian military has tested the world's most powerful vacuum bomb. The bomb produces a high pressure ultrasonic shockwave and extremely intense heat.

The high temperature shockwave reaches much farther than any conventional weapon. Gases are consumed in the blast creating a partial vacuum that exacerbates property damage and injuries to animals and people.

Russian deputy armed forces chief of staff, Alexander Rukshin, said the vacuum bomb has the explosive and destructive power commensurate with a nuclear weapon, and that "all that is alive merely evaporates."

Taking the opportunity to tout Russia's green credentials, Ruskshin added, "... I want to stress that the action of this weapon does not contaminate the environment ..."

Oh, that's very considerate. I know I will appreciate being evaporated while the environment is unharmed. I'm sure Gaia will remember the kindness of Russians.

Reuters and reporter Dmitry Solovyov

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dcat said...

It looks like it will be quick!

Fries with that? Ugh!

Indigo Red said...

Fries with that? LOL!

dcat said...

I was wondering about that windmill. LOL I just saw it for the first time by enlarging it.

I thought it more of a Knight in shining armor. :)

Tom C said...

Indi the Man of La Mancha fits you somehow. I can't remember the lil guy with the donkeys name but thats me and I'll tag along!

Indigo Red said...

Sancho Panza is his name. The comic relief and voice of sanity for the insane Don Quixote.

The Don's impossible dream is a noble one, while Sancho just wants a place to sleep and food to eat. The question eventually is who really is insane?

atheling2 said...

And it won't harm the environment??? Guess what? The liberals will believe them!

dcat said...

Gosh it is good to see you post atheling2! :)

Indigo Red said...

Of course liberals will believe it, A2. They'll believe anything but truth.

I wonder if the liberals will try to use the environmental friendliness of the Russian Vacuum Bomb as a justification for non-restrictive warfare.

Gayle said...

People and animals sucked up in a vacuum and instantly evaporated while leaving the environment undamaged. Why is it that sounds like something Al Gore would come up with?