Monty Johnson is a good ol'boy who owns a gun, has a sign saying "Go Rudy Giuliani 2008" that John and Elizabeth Edwards see every time they pull into their driveway, and he's a guy who doesn't hold a grudge. He says he harbors no ill feelings toward the Edwardses for calling him a "rabid, rabid Republican". He does drive a Ford F-350 "just like George Bush's" and he's proud to a Republican. But after Elizabeth called his property "slummy", well, that was too much. Johnson wants an apology.
I think she owes me an apology. And I won't feel right until I get it. If this is how they treat people in the White House, America is in for a helluva time.
Well, Monty. Good luck with that. Elizabeth Edwards has cancer, you know. That makes her a more sympathetic character than a gun-toting, truck-drivin', good poor ol'boy Republican. She's also alot richer than common folk; she doesn't have to apologize when she insults the vulgar citizen to whom her husband must appeal for votes.
The life of Indigo Red is full of adventure. Tune in next time for the Further Adventures of Indigo Red.