Monday, April 09, 2007

Candidate Edwards Forces Poor Man from Family Home

John Edwards, the former next Vice President of the United States, is forcing a poor man from hearth and home. The Edwards neighbor, Monty Johnson, owns the property next to the Edwards extravagant "28,000-square-foot estate is nearby on 102 wooded acres" which houses an "indoor basketball court, an indoor handball court and an indoor pool, is valued at $5.3 million".

Elizabeth Edwards - she's got cancer - calls the neighbor a "rabid, rabid Republican" and his property "slummy". She says she has never met the Monty Johnson, but, "I wouldn't be nice to him, anyway." Monty Johnson owns a gun with which he has used to defend his home that his family has owned since the Great Depression. He "...scares the business out of me," said Liz (who has cancer.)

Monty Johnson lives on a budget and doesn't have the millions of dollars available to the Edwards estate to fix up his 42-acre property. At 55 years, Mr Johnson is being forced to move because the monstrous Edwards castle has raised property taxes so high Monty Johnson can't pay.

Johnson "thought he was supposed to be for the poor people. But does he ever socialize with any poor people? He doesn't speak to me." Mr. Johnson says he's leaving not only because the Edwards mansion has raised taxes, but because "I don't want to live somewhere where someone's always complaining about me."

In the meantime, John Edwards has gone off to a Caribbean island. There was another guy, also a presidential hopeful who ran off to a Caribbean island during a presidential campaign. Oh yes, Gary Hart. Something about 'Monkey Business' and a bimbo named Donna Rice.

Nevertheless, we must not judge and must be fair to the Edwards family. John Edwards is a viable candidate for the Presidency of the United States of America. According to the Democrat leadership, after the eight years of the Bush Administration, we need a President who will be a good neighbor, one not afraid the meet and talk with those who live near and far. This planet is the only home we have and we all must get along.

When we all go to the polls to vote, let us remember to "Vote for me, John Edwards. My wife has cancer." As for the poor people, let then eat cake.

Charlotte Observer

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The Great Satans Sr Intern {In NC} said...

The Great State of NC has a few things we are not to proud of, NIGONG,..Fire Ants,..Lizzie Dole,,The Grave Yard Of The Atlantic, but most of all is John Edwards, one term in Congress and we moved him on, I will not mind if he is elected President, just not of this country. Mr Edwards, Please join Al at the Great Weather Cluster Hump, and hang out with PETA, to save baby harp seals, and give America a chance to heal itself.

The Great Satans Sr Intern{In NC} said...

For the record I rechecked my photo's of Bill Clinton John Edwards, and the others standing in the wings still no second comeing of J.F.K. Great Hair, Nappy Hair, Its a Hair, PLUS, Thing, Get a hair cut and get a real job..JGiles, Great American Wordsmith.

Indigo Red said...

GS Intern - I couldn't agree more about Edwards being elected president of somewhere else. I hear there's an election for president going on in France that should be right up his ally. And the French would be very deserving of Edwards.