Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Ronald Reagan - A Personal Remembrance


Ronald Reagan - actor, Governor, President. And I didn't like him in any of those roles. His acting was at best mediocre. I was too young to vote when he ran for Governor of California, but I would not have given Reagan my vote had I been of voting age. By the time Reagan was running for the office of President of the United States of America, I was registered to vote as a Democrat. I had voted for Jimmy Carter the first time and I voted the same the second time.

Ronald Reagan won that second time around largely because Carter had totally screwed-up the situation with Iran that had been holding American hostages for 444 days. Those 444 days gave birth to NightLine with Ted Koppel and guns for hostages, Nicaraguan freedom fighters and David Stockman.

In May of 1979, I had finished college with a B.A. in Art and a K-12 teaching credential in California. I, then, set about getting a teaching position. In January of 1980, Ronald Reagan was sworn in as President. As I searched for my first career position, David Stockman, as Director of Management and Budget, set about declaring ketchup to be a vegetable as part of Reagan's program to cut Federal spending on school lunches. The administration was ridiculed for making such a stupid assertion, but the budget cutting went on. The budget cutting became more severe after Stockman admitted to purposely running-up the budget deficit and using it as an excuse for gutting Federal spending on domestic programs. Among those domestic programs completely dismembered from any Federal aid were school arts programs. My career, in one fell swoop, was cut out from under me. I had less love for Reagan at that point than I had when he was Governor and closed the mental hospitals of California dumping thousands of the mentally disabled out on the streets and into the arms of a public totally unprepared for the crisis.

As the nation experienced a resurgence of prosperity, I was mostly unemployed or under-employed, seldom having enough money to last through any given month. The Reagan years were not nice to me. Having a college degree, I was not eligible for any school loans for re-education. Though physically handicapped, I had held jobs which was proof enough to the government that I could provide "gainful employment" for myself and was thus ineligible for any government assistance. After more than 40 years of socialism under various Democratic administrations from FDR's New Deal to LBJ's Great Society to Jimmy Carter's National Malaise we, the people, had lost our private charitable institutions and native belief in self-reliance. I was no exception.

Within all of this, I began to experience a slow transformation. Though I detested the domestic policies that had destroyed all of which I had studied and worked, I could not deny that this nation was better off than it was four years before. I could not deny that, though I still hated this man, this President, when he spoke of the inherent greatness of America and goodness of Americans, I felt a stirring in my soul, a love and pride of country I had not felt with the Presidents I had supported, Democrats all.

"I paid for this microphone!" Ronald Reagan said at a debate. I balled my fist, punched the air, and shouted Y-EEE-SSS! I was proud of a man I hated. Shortly after being sworn into office, the President was shot and was nearer death than anyone realized. Before going into surgery to remove the bullet, Reagan smiled at the surgeons and said, "I hope you are all Republicans!" This man still had a sense of humor even while dying.

President Reagan completely demolished the traditional position of detente with the Soviet Union and I believed, along with millions of other Americans, that we were about to breath our last because of the doddering old fool in the White House. Reagan forcefully confronted the USSR over nuclear arms, Cold War skirmishes around the world, and Soviet hegemony. By rapidly increasing US military spending and building the largest peace time military the US had ever known, the Soviet Union was thrown into an arms race that Premier Mikhail Gorbachev knew was unsustainable by his country. In a speech in Germany, in the shadow of the Berlin Wall, Ronald Reagan challenged, "Mr, Gorbachev, tear down this wall... As I looked out a moment ago from the Reichstag, that embodiment of German unity, I noticed words crudely spray-painted upon the wall, perhaps by a young Berliner: "This wall will fall. Beliefs become reality." Yes, across Europe, this wall will fall. For it cannot withstand faith; it cannot withstand truth. The wall cannot withstand freedom."

It didn't happen immediately, but the walls standing between America and Russia did come tumbling down just as the walls of Jericho had tumbled before the trumpets of Joshua's mighty army thousands of years ago. The clarion call of freedom's trumpet can be muffled, but never silenced.

Reagan had served his last term as President in 1988 and George H.W. Bush had been elected President. He took the Oath of office January 20, 1989. Though the Reagan years had come to an end the effects lingered on as if awaiting the final curtain call. That call came eleven months after Reagan left office.

I was in my apartment in Long Beach, CA. with my friend and roommate, Bianca, a native of Hamburg, Germany. We were watching television Friday night, November 10, 1989, when a special news report interrupted the program with live satellite pictures broadcast from Berlin. People were beating on the Berlin Wall with sledgehammers and clawing pieces away with their bare hands. The reporter said the Wall was being torn down and apparently East Germany had opened the borders to the West.

Bianca turned to me and asked incredulously, "Is this really happening?" I could only say that I was seeing the same thing she was seeing and "I don't know." Just the day before we had been talking about the Wall and that it would never come down in our lifetimes. Yet, there it was being torn to pieces before our eyes. Then two east German border guards appeared on top of the Wall with their submachine guns. I thought for sure they would fire and people would die. But, no. One of the guards reached down and pulled West Germans up to stand on top of the Wall with them. Both Bianca and I began to cry and laugh and cry some more.

Our world was changing right there in front of our disbelieving eyes. We hoped, Bianca and I, and the rest of the world, too, hoped this was the end of war, the nuclear threat had been removed from over our heads and we would all live in peace at long last. The long nightmare of the Cold War was over.

Hope is a fickle thing and peace forever was not to be. But for one moment in late 1989 there was peace. The world was a much different place when that doddering old fool took to the world stage for the greatest role he ever played. The world was again a much different place after he took his final bow and left the stage.

Because of one man, Ronald Reagan, my life is a much different one from the one I had planned. I don't know if mine is a better life, but I like it. Today I can honestly say that I am proud that Ronald Reagan led my nation and that I loved this man even when I didn't know it. Reality became belief.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

John Kerry's last hope for anonymity was The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program. It, too, failed him.



1. After telling the press that President Bush had failed at keeping our international borders secure, Presidential hopeful Sen. John Kerry demonstrated the lax border security between California and Nevada.

2. Sen. John Kerry working on his fourth Purple Heart.

3. “…and…unbelievable! A perfect 10 from the French judge!”

4. “TERESA WAIT! STOP—DON’T GO! DON’T TAKE THE BUS! LEA...LEA…LEAVE THE BU….T-E-RRR-EEEE-SSSS-AAAAA!!..... DAMN! I loved that bus.”

5. “OK, OK, Teresa! I’ll never use Del Monte ketchup ever again! I promise! Now, stop shooting at me…I gotta do something ‘bout that damned 2nd Amendment.”

6. Not since Dick Fosbury, has so much controversy surrounded a jumping event. Olympic hopeful John Kerry shows off his unorthodox jumping style the press has dubbed ‘the Kerry Flip-Flop’.

7. As startled guards looked on, former Presidential candidate and Massachusetts Senator John Kerry made a desperate attempt to escape the Federal Prison at Gainesville today. Officials say Kerry was immediately apprehended. Kerry said, "I escaped before I was caught.”

8. Making a point to the press about the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, Sen. John Kerry demonstrates how Humpty-Dumpty was thrown from the wall.

9. In going after the thrasher vote, John Kerry rips radical big air.

10. In what appeared to be an unfortunate flashback, Sen. John Kerry, the Presidential candidate of the Democrat Party, leapt over a wall to chase a hapless Vietnamese immigrant farmer through a strawberry field in Fresno, CA today. Asked to explain, Kerry only said, “I have three Purple Hearts.”

11. Mumbling what is thought to have been a ‘Honey do’ list,
Leave the lights on
Drop bombs
Do tours of the east
Contract diseases
Bury bones
Break up homes…,
Sen. John Kerry broke free of the Secret Service agents who were unable to stop the Democratic Presidential candidate from jumping over the restraining wall into the mile deep Grand Canyon.

12. “I am NOT a fence sitter! Am not! Am not! Am not! ”

13. CHEESE IT, GUYS! TERESA’S COMING!

14. On a campaign swing through the western states Democrat Presidential candidate John Kerry issued this challenge: “Mr. Schwarzenegger, tear down this wall!

15. The world's last known Microsoft user, John Kerry, desperately attempts to escape the Apple i-Pod People.

16. "I'll be right back. I think I spotted an heiress!!!!" (Contributed by Don. That's a very Kerry thing to say.)


(Note from management: Back in the heady days of the 2004 Presidential campaign, I would amuse myself at work by captioning press photos of the candidates, printing them, and posting them at my desk. This one was very annoying to my liberal colleagues. It was also my favorite because the photo itself is so stupid and useless, one wonders how it ever got published.)

For the best in captioning, please see Caption This!


The life of Indigo Red is full of adventure. Tune in next time for the Further Adventures of Indigo Red.