From the Los Angeles TimesThe war has been going on for 58 years, people! What the hell are you doing there in the first place? If you morons had any sense whatsoever and hadn't moved into an active warzone, you wouldn't be in the middle of a war!
WARFARE IN THE MIDDLE EAST
U.S. Rescue Bogs Down in Lebanon
By Megan K. Stack, Times Staff Writer
July 18, 2006, 7:54 AM PDT
BEIRUT — Thousands of Americans whose vacations and business trips to Lebanon have degenerated with sickening speed into stints in a battle zone remained stranded here under Israeli bombardment Monday, their frustration and anger mounting because the U.S. government hasn't gotten them out faster.
Hard to believe that 25,000 Americans wouold choose to vacation and study in a warzone when they could have come to California to do the same damn thing. But, wait! California has earthquakes; can't go there, too dangerous. Now 25K stupid Americans are stuck in a warzone and complaining because if they want to get out with the aid of UNITED STATES MILITARY PERSONELL, EQUIPMENT, AND PROTECTION they will have to repay the government for the expense of rescueing their sorry asses.
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