Monday, March 27, 2006

REMEMBER THE HOSERS, EH!


These are Canadians. Memorize them. They are everywhere.

Lately, there has been a great deal of fossil fuel ink expended in the blogosphere on the Anti-Immigration Bill Rallies held around the country. When most people hear ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT our warped little minds automatically conjure Hispanics, i.e., Mexicans and OTMs (Other Than Mexicans.) We seldom think of the illegal Irish, Dutch, Burundis, Estonians, Klingons, but least of all Canadians. Yes, CANADIANS, Canucks, our neighbors to the North. Periodically we should, and need, to be reminded of the hidden menace.

Jon Swift, took up the subject this past January 3rd 2006. It was a Tuesday. 1:50AM. Lest we forget --

Canadians: The Other Illegal Immigrants

With so much attention focused on illegal immigrants from the south there has been scant notice of a far more insidious infiltration from our porous border in the north. No one knows how many illegal immigrants from Canada currently reside in the United States. And it is extremely difficult to find out since Canadians, unlike Mexicans, look and speak just like normal Americans. The fact that they are able to blend in so easily makes them, in my mind, even more threatening to our way of life than immigrants from other countries. Some of you might not even realize that Canada is an entirely separate country. Some of your neighbors and co-workers may be Canadian and you might have no idea. Aside from overuse of the word "eh?" and excessive drinking of Molson, many Canadians (at least the English-speaking ones) seem just like us on the outside. Many people don't realize that Canadians have already infiltrated places of power in our country. Ultra-liberal anchorman Peter Jennings was Canadian. Saturday Night Live producer Lorne Michaels is Canadian. The director of the biggest-grossing movie of all time, Titanic, James Cameron, is Canadian. Jeopardy host Alex Trebek is Canadian. Most shocking of all, Pamela Anderson is also Canadian.


Read more of this shocking expose here. The truth is out there.


The life of Indigo Red is full of adventure. Tune in next time for the Further Adventures of Indigo Red.

12 comments:

Tom said...

Pam's a Canadian? I thought she rose from the sea at Baywatch via the land of Silicon...

Tom C said...

Good heavens man! First Anne Murray, then Brian Adams, now Pam? No wonder they have esteem problems.:)

Indigo Red said...

And Bill Shatner, too!

Concerned Patriot said...

Best thing they got going for them is Shania Twain. HA! She is hot though.
-APV

Mike H. said...

Damn, some of those guys were serious. :lol:

Louise said...

That guy drinking water. Nah, he's not Canadian. Eh!!

dcat said...

then there is also Leap...LOL eh!

Hi Louise :)

dcat said...

Tom C,

Now get back to your blog and get busy! :)

dcat said...

I like Whistler myself and planned to move there for six months out of the year when we retire!

Scottage said...

Pam could probably maintain citizenship in both countries, no problem. Live within 2 miles of the border, and there wont be a problem.

Louise said...

Speaking of Pamela Anderson, something popped.

Hi dcat!! Tom C.

dcat, would you move to Whistler in the winter????? Man, don't you traffic goes the other way in winter.

Mike's America said...

The late Peter Jennings was a Canuck.

As is Mark Steyn.