Sunday, November 13, 2005
I Got You Babe
Sajida Mubarak Atrous al-Rishawi, 35, the 'Cher' of the 'Sonny and Cher' duo of suicide bombers, admitted to attempting to bomb the Radisson Hotel Amman, Jordan.
"My husband wore a belt and put one on me. He taught me how to use it, how to pull the (primer cord) and operate it," she said, wringing her hands.
"My husband detonated (his bomb). I tried to explode (my belt) but it wouldn't. I left, people fled running and I left running with them."
Personally, I think hubby strapped her up and deactivated the bomb. Not because he was a romantic bastard who couldn't bear the thought of his beloved being blown to smithereens with pieces of her sexy, seductive body plastered across the walls and streets of Amman.
NO-o-o-o, not he! What husband in his right mind, even a terrorist suicide bomber lunatic husband, would want to go to Paradise and 76 dark eyed virgins (or 76 raisins , we're not sure of the ancient Arabic) with the ol' ball and chain?
The life of Indigo Red is full of adventure. Tune in next time for the Further Adventures of Indigo Red.