Hear me now oh thou bleak and unbearable world
Thou art base and debauched as can be
And a knight with his banners all bravely unfurled
Now hurls down his gauntlet to thee!
I am I, Don Quixote, the Lord of La Mancha
Destroyer of Evil am I,
I will march to the sound of the trumpets of glory
Forever to conquer or die
Hear me heathens and wizards and serpents of sin
All your dastardly doings are past
For a holy endeavor is now to begin
And virtue shall triumph at last!
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Hey, where are my bags?
"Iraqi plane lands in Iran after 25 years"
Now, that's the bestheadline I've seen in a very long time. Headline writing is a lost art, I'm afraid.
You're probably asking how the Iraqi plane remained aloft for such a long time. Wouldn't they run out of fuel? No! The pilot switched off the engines -- DUH!
The life of Indigo Red is full of adventure. Tune in next time for the Further Adventures of Indigo Red.