Friday, October 28, 2005

No Indictment for Rove

News from the Texas Grand Jury is that Karl Rove will not be indicted -- today. Maybe later. However, Lewis Libby, a.k.a, "Scooter", will be indicted today.

The charge with which Scooter is being charged has nothing to do with secret information, but rather an obscure Texas law that dates from the days when the statement, "He needed killin'", was a legitamate murder defense.

So, what is the charge against Scooter? Just that -- "Scooter". Grown men should not be in public using stupid nicknames like Scoop, Snoop, Puffy, Billy Bob, Jimmy, or Scooter. Something is really wrong with grown men with stupid nicknames. Indictments by a Texas Grand Jury is the least punishment deserved.

But, on the other hand, if I was given the moniker Lewis Libby, or Marion Morrison I'd change my name to something like, oh-h-h, I don't know -- Indigo Red.

The life of Indigo Red is full of adventure. Tune in next time for the Further Adventures of Indigo Red.


Sylvana said...

I believe you are thinking of the federal grand jury. Tom DeLay is going in front of the Texas grand jury.

Indigo Red said...

Despite the lead in, the post is actually about "Scooter" and other stupid nicknames. But, thanks for the correction.