Thursday, June 02, 2005

Car Bombs and Underwear

We've all wondered where the suicide car bomb drivers are coming from and why would they volunteer in the first place? Well, we may have an answer. According to a report on the CBS Evening News Without Dan Rather (June 2, 2005), many of the drivers are not aware they are driving a bomb.

Needing repairs to their autos, hapless Iraqis take their vehicles to local repair shops. The job is done and the owner pays for the good work and drives away happy as a clam, pleased as punch, a happy camper.

What they don't know is that the repair shop has secretly replaced the back seat with -- no, not Folger's Coffee Crystals -- 1000 kilos of high explosives! And they have installed a remote controlled triggering device. Even though all repair work is listed on the invoice -- 5 qrts oil, 4 spark plugs, 1000 k. hi-ex, 1 rem trig -- it can be hard to understand those damned car repair bills.

Driving away, the unsuspecting owner is followed by bad guys with the remote trigger controller. When the car gets to a viable target, the bad guys push the button and ---BOOOOOM!!!!!

Scores of people are dead or maimed; families are torn asunder, thrown into despair; the country is stunned into numbness. The rest of the world yawns awaiting the latest photos of American atrocities involving underwear and ancient literature.

The life of Indigo Red is full of adventure. Tune in next time for the Further Adventures of Indigo Red.


dcat said...

Those smart asses!!!

Ann said...

Did CBS say whether or not they still got virgins? Dan would know, wouldn't he?